Comments on: Great ER Quotes http://mdjourney.com/great-er-quotes Sat, 19 May 2012 05:19:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: JM http://mdjourney.com/great-er-quotes/comment-page-1#comment-32171 JM Sat, 11 Jun 2011 01:39:04 +0000 http://premedjourney.com/?p=163#comment-32171 Yeah ER is interesting, I did research for a year. nurse: "I can't wait to go home so my husband can fuck me" stone faced attending "they'll be dead before they get here" resident asking me if i saw anything good "Yeah, paracentesis" resident: "what about all these cool diabetes cases" me: yeah..... attending: "wanna get a minor out of an underage drinking charge? Get them to fake psychosis and go to the ER. " (a kids charges got dropped) Yeah ER is interesting, I did research for a year.

nurse: “I can’t wait to go home so my husband can fuck me”

stone faced attending “they’ll be dead before they get here”

resident asking me if i saw anything good
“Yeah, paracentesis”
resident: “what about all these cool diabetes cases”
me: yeah…..

attending: “wanna get a minor out of an underage drinking charge? Get them to fake psychosis and go to the ER. ”
(a kids charges got dropped)

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